okpizza: kidding i’m not actually happy now i’m still pretty shitty ha ha ha ha
bigstupidbaby: i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the hell is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
inlovewithitalianfood: you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible it’s like the tumblr version of...
fuckisonyobiscuit: “please grab your homework on your way out of class”
rnedia: i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
nickgrimshade: [salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]
empresspinto: butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing why would anyone disagree
rhydonmyhardon: “Sit up straight” no why can’t I sit up gay you close-minded shit